Microsoft: Thov ntxiv kuv rau koj Ferrari Chaw Xa Ntawv

Nws yog lub sij hawm rant. (Yog tias koj tuaj yeem kos duab rau kuv tam sim no, Kuv tab tom yws kuv tus ntiv tes thiab ua kom zoo li Louis Black ntawm nws qhov zoo tshaj plaws.)

Ntau ado txog tsis muaj dab tsi nyob rau hauv cov blogosphere tam sim no vim hais tias Microsoft tau xa qee cov Ferrari laptops nrog Vista pre-loaded rau tus lej ntawm A-Sau cov bloggers. Cov neeg ua luam tawm. Nws zoo li Microsoft tau yuav ib qho kev xaiv tsa lossis qee yam, lossis lawv nyob tom qab ntawm JFK tua, lossis lawv tau muag ntau yam kev rhuav tshem rau North Kauslim.

Kuv nrog Scoble ntawm qhov no!

Wake up folks, qhov no yog kev lag luam! Nws yog lub luag haujlwm tseem ceeb ntawm txhua tus tub lag luam los nqis peev nyiaj txiag qhov twg nws yuav cuam tshuam rau feem ntau cov neeg yuav khoom ... sijhawm. Koj muaj peev nyiaj, koj zoo dua nws ua haujlwm. Ntawm no yog cov kev zam:

  1. Microsoft ua rau xav tau ntawm bloggers (lawv tsis tau ua ib qho)
  2. Ummmm, uas yog nws.

Qhov no tsis txawv dua li Shaq tau txais khub tshiab ntawm cov kev cai tsim khau ntaub rau txhua hnub ntawm lub xyoo. Puas yog txhua lwm tus menyuam yaus ua si basketball quaj rau lawv Cov Niam uas Shaq tau khau ntaub dawb tab sis lawv tsis tau ua? TSIS MUAJ! Niam yog qhov ua tiav lub khob noom cookie vim tias Shaq yog tus muaj txiaj ntsig thiab nws tau them 8 lub sijhawm ntau npaum li nws tsim nyog rau qee cov khau ntaub rau menyuam dev.

Puas tau pom qhov kawg ntawm kev sib tw Nascar? Tus neeg tsav tsheb tso rau hauv ib lub hau, yuav tsum haus cov dej qab zib uas muaj koob npe, pov rau lwm lub kaus mom (lawv muaj ob lub taub hau loj), thiab nws pib txhua kab lus nrog 5 tus neeg pab txhawb nqa npe. "Zoo, Kuv tau hais rau koj tias Jim, Dupont no, Reeses, Toshiba, Levi, Chevrolet yeej tau khiav zoo nyob ntawd." Puas muaj leej twg taug kev tawm ntawm Nascar qw, "Koj sim cuam tshuam kuv nrog txhua hom kev tshaj tawm ntawd!". Tsis yog.

Tej zaum Tiger Woods yuav tsum muaj qhov tsis lees paub txog nws lub tsho tias cov koom haum uas nws tau siv tau muab rau nws, lossis cov npas, lossis Cadillac. C'mon neeg, tau txais lub neej. Peb tsis yog nom tswv. Peb tsis nyob ntawm ntawv xov xwm uas cov kab xov xwm thiab kev tshaj tawm yuav tsum sib cais vim hais tias cov hmuv ntawm lub hwj chim tuaj yeem txiav txim siab kev xaiv tsa. Kuv tsis tau hais lus phem rau ib tug neeg. Kuv yog blogger. Kuv muaj 500 tus nyeem nyob rau ib hnub thiab kuv txoj kev koom nrog kev lag luam txawm tias tsis them tus nqi ntawm kuv cov kev siv Is Taws Nem.

Tib tus neeg uas muaj lub luag haujlwm rau lawv cov neeg nyeem yog blogger, tsis yog Microsoft. Thawj bloggers tau txais lawv lub laptop thiab thawj qhov uas lawv blogged txog? Hav, Kuv tau txais lub laptop zoo ntawm Microsoft. Kwv yees li cas ?! Ntawd yog kev nthuav tawm thiab tam sim no koj paub.

Kuv tus kheej xav kom Microsoft faib cov laptops thiab Vista. Kuv xav hnov ​​txog yuav ua li cas nws khiav, txawm hais tias nws yuav tsim nyog li cas. Microsoft muab kuv tso rau hauv koj daim ntawv teev npe! Kuv cov neeg nyeem xav paub!

Tib qho kev txhaum uas tau ua nyob rau hauv qhov kev sib cav tag nrho no yog Microsoft lub nraub qaum. Ntawm no yog yuav ua li cas nws yuav tau ploj mus nrog kuv ua kev lag luam:

Lo lus nug los ntawm Blogger (suab lub suab): Mr. Evil Microsoft! Peb tau hnov ​​tias koj tau faib qee lub laptops kim heev nrog Vista tso ua ntej ntawm lawv rau A-sau bloggers. Peb xav tias koj tab tom sim cuam tshuam cov bloggers nrog cov khoom plig lavish hauv kev cia siab tias lawv yuav tsum yauv mus rau blog zoo txog lawv cov kev Vista. Qhov no puas muaj tseeb?

Teb los ntawm Douglas Karr, VP Kev Ua Lag Luam ntawm Microsoft (teeb meem-ntawm-qhov tseeb): Yog, dumbass. Nov yog kuv txoj haujlwm.

Daim Ntawv Qhia Tag Nrho:

  • Microsoft tsis tau them kuv dab tsi rau daim ntawv tshaj tawm no. Qhov tseeb, Kuv tshaj tawm nws los ntawm Mac.
  • Kuv tau txais qee daim pib Colts ib zaug los ntawm Pat Coyle. Puas yog nyob zoo nrog txhua tus? Kuv twb pab tawm ib tuj nrog nws cov blog thiab nws ua rau kuv xav tsis thoob nrog lawv ob peb lub lis piam dhau los. Koj puas tau chim rau kuv? Kuv puas siv tsis raws tej yam ntawm kuv nplooj ntawv cov cuab yeej cuab tam ua tus xa? Tej zaum, Kuv tsis paub tseeb tiag tiag. Nws yog ib tug txiv neej zoo nrog blog zoo heev yog li kuv feem ntau hais txog nws. Mus nyeem nws! Koj puas tau pom lawv cov Widget tshiab? Nws yog txias heev, ntawm no koj mus:

  • Cov blog no yog tsim nrog PHP thiab MySQL thiab ib cov plugins uas tau ABSOLUTELY 100% PUB DAWB. Thiab kuv hlub lawv! Tam sim no mus qw ntawm lawv rau muab rau kuv dawb, yuav ya ?!

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